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Bip Ridley
04:49
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Yo bip diddly my name's Bip Ridley
You can vote for me in 2020
I'm going door to door down every street
Shaking hands with all the people I meet
I'm not a congressman or a senator
I'm just a guy who's a realtor
I'm in the business of flipping houses
That's how I met my seven spouses
Catch me in my home state of Utah
I'm a Latter Day Saint and I'm full of hoo-hah
Yo bip diddly my name's Bip Ridley
You can vote for me in 2020
I can teach you kids to play the fiddly
On the White House porch I'll widdly liddly
Bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip Bip Ridley
Bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip Bip Ridley
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Fake Planet
03:28
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Well we're looking for answers to find out where I came from
We're gonna have to go to space and years from now it will be done
They'll take me to my home planet reunite me with my family
My mommy and daddy will shoot me with their laser guns
It's a terrible thing I done
Sent to this planet to bring you peace
But I had too much fun
Asking models' phone numbers and grabbing pussies
Aren't you glad it's through?
All the things I promised but didn't do
At least I took you to space
Now please don't kill my alien race
Space is going to unite us all, I thought politics were the answer
It turns out that my parents wanted to give you the cure for cancer
It's too bad I won your hatred, I couldn't be your representative
Divided all the nations and failed as your president
Ticked off the folks at CNN, they say they're gonna put an end
To my line of mystic powered beings who specialize in conquering things
They didn't mean to ruin you, they meant me as a gift to you
But I got selfish and greedy, and Melania can vouch that I'm too needy
It's a terrible thing I done
Got caught up firing James Comey
It was supposed to be fun
Colluding with Russians and blaming Hillary
I'm just glad it's through
Now I don't have to tweet any more fake news
Like that I took you to space
Now please don't kill my alien race
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#MAOC
02:37
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Hear the firecrackers bang bang pop
The sky is lit and the fun won't stop
There's hotdogs and corndogs and bowls of slop
It's the 4th of July so put down your mop
Lay on the grass or just sit on your ass
If you're lucky enough then you're wearing a hat
That says "Make America Orange and Crass"
Shake hands with the devil and he gives you cash
Eyeballs burning from big bright lights
Scattered 'cross the starless night
Our flag's just a rag and that's alright
We're probably in someone else's bombsight
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Peace & Love
00:55
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On the 7th of July at noon o’ clock
Take a moment to hail the king of rock
Spread a message that comes from above
Turn to your friend go peace and love
You might be at a bar or driving your car
Take your hands off the wheel for Ringo Starr
Put your hands up in the air to show that you care
People peacin’ and lovin’ everywhere
He’s the only beatle left so try and do your best
To wish him peace and love on his 77th
This July 7th of 2017
Scream PEACE and LOVE to make Ringo happy
It’s his only birthday wish and you can make it come true
Peace and love is all you have to do!
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My Sweet Lorraine
07:45
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In His Dreams
02:46
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He's taking a nap after a snack and a crap
His tie is hung and his hat's on the rack
He can't stop thinking about all the attacks
The crooked media has made on his ass
In his dreams
Is he scared of what the people really think?
In his dreams
Do the ghosts of presidents before him speak?
Does he dream in black and white like all the other dogs do?
Or does he dream in red, white, and blue?
He's tossing and turning in that bed as he sleeps
The very same one where Barack used to be
It makes him cringe - it shakes his entire being
Down to the core of his clogged arteries
In his dreams
Does he see a land of opportunity?
In his dreams
Does he regret winning this presidency?
Does he dream in black and white like all the other dogs do?
Of course he does, this land ain't made for me or you
Red for the blood of the innocent
White for the KKK
Blue for the pigs in their stupid outfits
God hates the USA
Donny's dreams are just corrupt
I hope he never wakes up
If you're found dead in your bed dear Mr. Trump
I wouldn't give a fuck
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Pepe's Gone
04:33
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Pepe it was too soon for you to die
Your father killed you but I don't know why
I understand you were made into a symbol of the alt right
We tried to save you, we really tried
But now that you're gone
It's so hard to move on
But those Boy's Club comics are going up in price
I drew a picture of you in my video game
I tried to catch your likeness but it still wasn't the same
Turned out looking like all the other memes
Sad and moody, cold and mean
Those trolls were so wrong
To poke and make fun
Of a frog so innocent and sweet
Don't forget Pepe means peace
Eat some pizza
Hit a bong
Watch some TV
Pepe's gone
Eat some pizza
Hit a bong
Watch some TV
Pepe's gone
Eat some pizza
Hit a bong
Watch some TV
Pepe's gone
Eat some pizza
Hit a bong
Watch some TV
Pepe's gone
Eat some pizza...
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Theme to Casper
01:41
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Rich Brew
01:44
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I wake up in the morning
Lots of work to do
I walk down the steps
and then here’s what I do!
I DO A RICH… BREW!!!
I Do a RICH… BREEW!!!!
That’s 3 scoops of fresh ground coffee
dropped into the filter
for you
I sit down at my desk
and here’s what I do!
I draw ugly pics of Trump
& instagram them for you
Oh yeah I do!
Oh yeah I do!
That’s 3 scoops of fresh ground coffee
and a black ink pen
# no filter for you!
I DO A RICH BREW!!!!
I DO a rich BREEEEWW!!!!
It’s the only way for me
To do what I do
And please rest assured
That I’m doing it for you
This asshat drives me crazy
He’s an ugly fucking baby
That’s why I wake up bright and early
to draw him for you!
I do a RICh…. BREW
to draw a RICh scrooooo
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The Apprentice the Movie
02:53
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Come on Donny
Let's make some history
The numbers are in
You have the lowest damn approval rating
Any pres has ever seen
We all want to impeach you
Or at least unpeach you
What the hell is up with that spray tan?
I know you feel like a winner
Eating so many TV dinners
But Donny it's time to be
The better Hungry-Man
Sometimes it's fine
To resign
Your ass might hurt today
But tomorrow you'll be fine
Yes it's time
To resign
Come on Nixon did it
So can you, it will be fine
You can even take Pence with you
Move to Russia, we won't miss you
Take Junior and Ivanka and Melania if you want to
Take Barron take Steve Bannon make a movie while you're at it
This isn't The Apprentice but it could be
Resign and film The Apprentice the Movie
Resign and film The Apprentice
the movie
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Nick Dolezal Corona, California
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