It's Nick Dolezal's "Christmas In The White House," available now for the first time on cassette! Hear all your favorite holiday classics, just like you remember them from a year ago! The War on Christmas is OVER!
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lyrics
I’m dreaming of an alt-right Christmas
A Christmas we have never known
There’ll be marches in the street
Mousetraps at our feet
To capture all the rats & send them home
I’m dreaming of an alt-right Christmas
But it’s a nightmare so I’m told
All the candidates are white
So of course they’re not too bright
& on top of that they’re way too old
I’m dreaming of an alt-right Christmas
Where all the snowflakes have no shame
The snow will melt to rain
& fill the swamp they could not drain
Lightning strikes the Nazis set aflame
I’m dreaming of an alt-right Christmas
I hope there won’t be one again
This one will be the last
There’ll be no more after that
So may your only alt-right Christmas be a blast!
