It's Nick Dolezal's "Christmas In The White House," available now for the first time on cassette! Hear all your favorite holiday classics, just like you remember them from a year ago! The War on Christmas is OVER!
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lyrics
It’s a lonesome Christmas in the White House
But I don’t want anyone to find out
All the ghosts of Presidents’ passed
Are all I have to ask
To keep me company
Melania’s sleeping in Trump Tower
While I’m busy counting down the hours
'Til Santa Claus comes crawling down my chimney
With a gift to give me
To bring her back to me
Now Chris Cringle knows that I’m not single
If I was I’d be ready to mingle
But this Christmas just isn’t gonna jingle
Without
My wife’s company
I’ve got Jeff Sessions dressed like an elf
But it doesn’t seem to be that much help
When these walls come crumblin’ down
You know where he’ll be found
Back up on the shelf
I know that I haven’t been a good man
I can’t hold on to love with these small hands
But if I promise to be a good boy
Would you bring me back my toy
She’s all that gives me joy
Now Chris Cringle knows that I’m not single
If I was I’d be ready to mingle
But this Christmas just isn’t gonna jingle
Without
My wife’s company
Without
My wife’s company
Melania’s sleeping in Trump Tower
I’m still busy counting down the hours
’Til Santa Claus comes crawling down my chimney
But because I’ve been naughty
A lump of coal he gives me
