It's Nick Dolezal's "Christmas In The White House," available now for the first time on cassette! Hear all your favorite holiday classics, just like you remember them from a year ago! The War on Christmas is OVER!
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lyrics
Have a holly jolly Trumpmas
it’s the best time to drink
So long as it’s brewed with hooker’s piss
& a dash of fallout fear!
He’s climbing down my chimney
The Santa Trump is here
I hope he doesn’t get stuck up there
It’s pretty chilly dear
Yoo hoo the missiles launch
Flying through the air
Somebody will blow up
I hope he has bad hair
I don’t know where you’ll be
But my family’s by the tree
We’re tuning in to watch FOX News
To see his Christmas speech
He’s shouting “MERRY CHRISTMAS”
From New York to LA
I hope someday his reindeers will
Fly me on his sleigh
Yoo hoo the missiles launch
Flying through the air
Somebody will blow up
I hope he has bad hair
I can’t wait to read what he tweets
About the gifts he brings to me
I wonder if I’ll get a Tonka Truck
or a brand new Barbie
Let’s have a merry Trumpmas
C’mon it only makes sense
We won’t get to have one again
After he’s impeached
