It's Nick Dolezal's "Christmas In The White House," available now for the first time on cassette! Hear all your favorite holiday classics, just like you remember them from a year ago! The War on Christmas is OVER!
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lyrics
Jingle bells
Mike Pence smells
Donald laid an egg
The Trump mobile
Lost it’s wheel
& Bannon got away
HEY
Dashing to FOX News
With a case of Christmas blues
I fired Spice & Mooch
& Steve you’re fired TOO!
In case you didn’t know
Mike Pence smells like poo
Be sure to pinch your nose
or else you’ll surely spew
A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
& soon Melania Trump
Was seated by my side
The horse was big & plump
So I cooked him into steaks
Then I had to take a dump
but instead I laid an egg
A day or two ago
The story goes you see
I stepped into some snow
Where Mike Pence had peed
I could not resist
This very special treat
I made myself enough snow cones
To last all Christmas week!
Now the ground is yellow
So be ye happy fellows
When you’re shaking your dong
Be sure to sing this song
The snow may quench your thirst
But a rumbly tummy’s worse
You don’t have to beg
You can feast on Donald’s eggs
