It's Nick Dolezal's "Christmas In The White House," available now for the first time on cassette! Hear all your favorite holiday classics, just like you remember them from a year ago! The War on Christmas is OVER!
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lyrics
Well the holidays are coming
& I’m out on the sidewalk bumming
Yes my name is ol’ Saint Nick
& I need to get my fix
I appreciate your understanding
as to why I am panhandling
But please don’t tell Mrs. Claus
She’ll beat me with the Yule Tide Log
The elves don’t know I’m using
They would find it too confusing
Dancer, Prancer, & I
Get high on our sleigh rides
My dealer is a snowman
With a pretty gnarly spray tan
He claims to be Commander in Chief
Who am I to disagree?
Don’t buy snow from old King Cole
Don’t buy rocks from Frosty Jack
It might sound whack but I buy my crack
From the man with the sack
When I’m making up my list
I don’t bother to check it twice
I just make sure to clear his name
& the rest get a role of the dice
The pennies that you spare me
go to a worthy cause
Juicing up the red party
& stoning Santa Claus
Thanks to Suzy Snowflake
& Ebenezer Scrooge
The rich keep getting richer
& the poor keep getting screwed
