It's Nick Dolezal's "Christmas In The White House," available now for the first time on cassette! Hear all your favorite holiday classics, just like you remember them from a year ago! The War on Christmas is OVER!
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lyrics
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf
What about Trump on a stump?
It’s Christmas again
& you feel like a grump
Turn that frown to a grin
What’s got you down in the dumps?
When you feel stretched thin
Go ahead take a bump
& sit your patookus
Down on the stump
This isn’t elf on a shelf
This is Trump on a stump
His face carved into the rings
Don’t be afraid to jump
Stand up, sit down
Right on your rump
You’re in time out
Don’t fuck this up
You want some coal?
Then have a lump
Cut the crap
Clean up your act
Don’t be a chump
Sit on Trump’s stump
He’ll ask you what you want for Christmas
Then take it away from you
He’ll build a wall to block the dreams out
& defund your children’s schools
So let him know you want for Christmas
A voice in government
& he’ll chop down all your Christmas trees
& demand that you sit
Cut the crap
Clean up your act
Don’t be a chump
Sit on Trump’s stump
