It's Nick Dolezal's "Christmas In The White House," available now for the first time on cassette! Hear all your favorite holiday classics, just like you remember them from a year ago! The War on Christmas is OVER!
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lyrics
We’re making Xmas Christmas again
Come on grab your friends
We’ll huddle ‘round the tree & pee
To make the cheeto grin
The Starbucks cups will be adorned
With baby Donald in a manger
Baristas all around the world
Serving covfefe to strangers
We’re making Xmas Christmas again
Tell all who believe
Tell Matthew, Mark & Luke & Steve
To make themselves relieved
But if it is not hooker’s piss
Our savior will be peeved
We’ll have to take a trip to Russia
I hope you like to ski
We’re making Xmas Christmas again
Expect a gift from Santa Trump
Perhaps a portrait of himself
Or maybe just a stump
Between him & Mr. Grinch
Donald’s the bigger grump
But when you’re pissing on his face
His chode turns to a bump
We’re making Xmas Christmas again
Shout it from the tallest mountain
& when you’re done let’s have some fun
We’ll take a dip in Trump’s piss fountain
I know that it’s not sanitary
But you don’t wanna see him poutin’
On Christmas morn a round we’ll pour
For all to stick their snouts in!
We’re making Xmas Christmas again x3
Except it’s more like Pissmas again
