It's Nick Dolezal's "Christmas In The White House," available now for the first time on cassette! Hear all your favorite holiday classics, just like you remember them from a year ago! The War on Christmas is OVER!
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lyrics
Will it ever snow in California?
Maybe one fine day it really will
Imagine that
Mountains snowcapped
& all the elderly have fallen ill
What if it did snow in California?
Why I myself think it would be a thrill!
Hell frozen over
Big bulldozers
Shoveling the white stuff up the hill
You don’t have to pretend
There’d be wrecks on the 10
But all of the stoners would chill
If you desired
You could build a bonfire
& watch it all melt into spill
If it did snow in California
There’d be lots of dead rodents
Dead skunks & rats
Grab your baseball bats
There’s only a few left to kill
Now it’s snowing in California
& I still have lots of stockings left to fill
It’s too late to inform them
Silly Californians
Just wait ’til they see their utility bills!
It’s not hard to see
There just ain’t enough trees
& the lumber’s all gone at the mill
Least we hung up the lights
Since it’s nearly midnight
& the town’s even covered in frills
